ven0moth:

the worst part of getting out of bed is losing all the heat you had built up

(via pizza)

egberts:

beatrixtipplepot:

egberts:

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA

if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question

you didnt just do that

(via excited-baby)

goldenfleeces:

can someone just delete weheartit

(via pizza)

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

(via pizza)

shenanicats:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

(via snazziest)

zackisontumblr:

reasons why dogs are important

  • they eat gross foods your parents want you to eat
  • because dogs
  • cleaning up spills when you drop food
  • because dogs
  • make you feel safer when home alone
  • because dogs
  • do cute things that make you laugh
  • BECAUSE DOGS
,,

I wonder how many people I’ve looked at all my life and never seen.

John Steinbeck, The Winter of Our Discontent (via feellng)

(via kelsmilla)

Reminder: Women do not need to be polite to someone who is making them uncomfortable.

(Source: hardqueersoftfemme, via pizza)

queermarauders:

Ravenclaws with huge communal bookshelfs that tower to the ceiling. It’s become tradition that when you leave Hogwarts, you leave behind a copy of your favorite book, so they have books dating back centuries.

(via catch-thecumbersnitch)