maritsa-met:

Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.

(via totallyredvines)

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

(via catch-thecumbersnitch)

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

(via zackisontumblr)

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YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!

a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via zackisontumblr)

unwavers:

plot twist: you look in the mirror without criticizing yourself

(via 11-teacups)

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(via 11-teacups)

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Boredom is the fear of self.

Marie Joséphine de Suin (via observando)