theglasschild:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

(Source: booeste, via this--too--shall--pass)

maritsa-met:

Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.

(via totallyredvines)

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

(via catch-thecumbersnitch)

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

(via zackisontumblr)

,,

YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!

a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via zackisontumblr)

unwavers:

plot twist: you look in the mirror without criticizing yourself

(via 11-teacups)

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(via 11-teacups)